10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.