10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."