10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.