10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike