10 Random Poker Quotes

Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
It's Free To Fold...
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
"What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright