10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."