10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fold and live to fold again
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?