10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.