10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You have to piss with the dick you have