10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.