10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.