10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"