10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls