10 Random Poker Quotes
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- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--