10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.