10 Random Poker Quotes

You have to piss with the dick you have
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
im going to 2 out you to death
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
If you play 69, always bet on the come.