10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant