10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed