10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'