10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.