10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear