10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament