10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is for loners.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha