10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.