10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."