10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for loners.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels