10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.