10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.