10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- if u play for the thrill u are ill