10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth