10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is for loners.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"