10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.