10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm