10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth