10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.