10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is for loners.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword