10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine