10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.