10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo