10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss