10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels