10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.