10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha