10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• im going to 2 out you to death
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.