10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• It's Free To Fold...
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth