10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."