10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe