10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event