10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak