10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.